This just in, Dick Morris, unscrupulous political strategist and foot fetishist, declares on Hannity & Colmes:
"Howard Dean is uncontrovertible proof that God is on Bush's side."
Scoff if you will, but it makes a great deal of sense after hearing him say:
"We ought to stop being afraid of all the right-wing wackos who are calling us socialists."
At that point, I was siezed with a great anxiety, so I felt I had to consult my crystal ball, and behold what I saw:
And that's when it struck me,"Great Scott! He didn't deny even bother trying to deny being a socialist!
Dickie-boy Morris is right: God loves ya, Dubya.
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